| The Useless Machine is a timeless classic! |
| | For cat lovers with a sense of humour? |
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| | Is it defective or haunted? Every 90 seconds this card will scream! |
| | Endless Birthday Farts With Glitter! |
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| This non-stop musical greeting card plays for 3-6 hours! |
| | Plays Happy Birthday non-stop until the battery dies! |
| | The famous German Bird Whistle! |
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| This elegant bone china mug features Tim, together with some references to the Nile!
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